Som'er Teeth Jones

Sporting a looted top hat festooned with stolen medals and buttons, Som’er Teeth Jones leads the first, and unfortunately probably not the last, Gremlin Crew against settlers and the Guild along the Bayou’s borders.

Having watched Guild mining operations from afar, Jones came to understand something of the Guild’s hierarchy – namely that the guy with the biggest hat and loudest voice is in charge. Jones shared this lesson with his pack, declaring himself their leader after providing a few well-placed fists and kicks. The pack immediately set out to ‘liberate’ what they needed to set up a settlement of their own.

Over the next few months, raids on Pioneer settlements and Guild run mining operations along the Bayou’s edge increased tenfold. During this time, Jones discovered the magic elixir the humans call ’shine, and set about learning how to brew it himself, passing it around his Crew to bolster their spirits when things look grim.

Jones’ nickname came about when he took a rifle butt to the face during a raid against a Guild stagecoach. After being knocked flat by the blow, he leapt to his feet, spit out a mess of broken teeth, and pointed to the bloody puddle. “Som’er here,” he grunted, then leapt onto the Guardsman wielding the rifle and pulled out several of his teeth with his bare hands, grunting “Som’er there!”

Jones’ reign of Gremlin terror has the Guild posting rewards for his capture or killing, a dubious honour Jones bears with no small amount of pride.